TURN-ONS: I’m a sucker for clean-cut guys with light eyes and huge muscles! Squeeze me, baby!

TURN-OFFS: Guys totally loose me when they think they are too grown up to cut loose and laugh! Let’s dance and giggle and GET ROWDY!

MY INSPIRATION : My mother- she is honest, realistic and a provider. Every man wants to marry someone like her and everyone wants to have a mother just like her.

MY OBSESSIONS : Dallas Cowboy Miles Austin… and ALL things Harry Potter.

The granddaughter of farmers, Rainy Day Jordan revels in the small-town life offered by her west Texas stomping grounds. Her summers are filled with horseback riding, and her winters are spent plotting how to steal the local Christmas parade. "One year my sister and I strapped moose horns and a Rudolph nose on my dad’s four-wheeler," she says. "We won the award for best float, and a reporter from the local paper interviewed us for an article."

A third-year nursing student, Miss Jordan has long had her heart set on remaining in the Lone Star state, yet also on becoming a Playmate. And so she waited for us to come to her, lassoing her dream at a Dallas casting call. "I was never nervous about getting naked for my test shoots," she says, laughing, "because that’s why I wanted to pose in the first place. Anybody can look pretty with their clothes on, but not everybody can take pictures with their clothes off."

Though Rainy is now Miss December 2011, her life forecast hasn’t changed. "Becoming a Playmate wasn’t ever about a gateway to other things; it was simply a goal. I still want to be a nurse and raise a family in Texas." Then she smiles like a ray of sunshine. "But this is the best Christmas present a girl could ever receive!"